On separate occasions (Two weddings)

This phenomenon occurred (Two bathroom floors)

My second body left my first (Too much sweating, too much pork)

I stared at myself, in a suit on the tile passed out (I sighed at my side, but nobody outside heard, how)

What the hell (Strange it felt)

Was that about (When I returned)

And seven dwarves

Used to hang out in my van

And I may drive a piece of shit

But I'm the man

And I used to

Walk you

To the old Blockbuster

Cause I knew you'd get so bored so quick

Oh my darlin', how'd you get so old so quick

You are not my daughter, but

You are not my daughter, but

If I can divide for you

I guess I can be your daddy too