Teddy Picker
2007
2:45
Official Music Video
Teddy Picker by Arctic Monkeys
Lyrics & Translation
English
They've sped up to the point where they provoke
The punch-line before they have told the joke
Plenty of desperation to be seen
Staring at the television screen
They've sped up to the point where they provoke you
To tell the fucking punch-line before you have told the joke
"Sorry, sunshine, it doesn't exist
It wasn't in the top 100 list"
And it's the thousandth time that it's even bolder
Don't be surprised when you get bent over
They told you, but you were dying for it
Saw it and she grabbed it and it wasn't what it seemed
The kids all dream of making it, whatever that means
Another variation on a theme
A tangle on the television and the magazine
Do you reckon that they do it for a joke?
Do you reckon that they make 'em take an oath?
That says that we are defenders
Of any poser or professional pretender around
When did your list
Replace the twist and turn like a fist
Replaced a kiss?
Don't concern us with your bollocks
I don't want your prayer
Save it for the morning after
And it's the thousandth time and it's even bolder
Don't be surprised when you get bent over
They told you, but you were gagging for it
Let's have a game on the teddy picker
Not quick enough, can I have it quicker?
Already thick, and you're getting thicker
Let's have a game on the teddy picker
Not quick enough, can I have it quicker?
Already thick, and you're getting thicker
Presuming that all things are equal?
Who'd want to be men of the people
When there's people like you?
Spanish translations are provided by the LyricVerse team.
Spanish translation of Teddy Picker by Arctic Monkeys
Teddy Picker* (original Arctic Monkeys)
They've sped up to the point where they provoke
The punch-line before they have told the joke
Plenty of desperation to be seen
Staring at the television screen
They've sped up to the point where they provoke you
To tell the fucking punch-line before you have told the joke
"Sorry, sunshine, it doesn't exist
It wasn't in the top 100 list"
And it's the thousandth time that it's even bolder
Don't be surprised when you get bent over
They told you, but you were dying for it
Saw it and she grabbed it and it wasn't what it seemed
The kids all dream of making it, whatever that means
Another variation on a theme
A tangle on the television and the magazine
Do you reckon that they do it for a joke?
Do you reckon that they make 'em take an oath?
That says that we are defenders
Of any poser or professional pretender around
When did your list
Replace the twist and turn like a fist
Replaced a kiss?
Don't concern us with your bollocks
I don't want your prayer
Save it for the morning after
And it's the thousandth time and it's even bolder
Don't be surprised when you get bent over
They told you, but you were gagging for it
Let's have a game on the teddy picker
Not quick enough, can I have it quicker?
Already thick, and you're getting thicker
Let's have a game on the teddy picker
Not quick enough, can I have it quicker?
Already thick, and you're getting thicker
Presuming that all things are equal?
Who'd want to be men of the people
When there's people like you?
Teddy Picker (traducción LyricVerse Team)
Se han acelerado hasta el punto de provocar
El remate antes de haber contado el chiste
Mucha desesperación por ver
Mirando fijamente la pantalla de televisión
Se han acelerado hasta el punto de provocarte
A decir el puto remate antes de haber contado el chiste
"Lo siento, cariño, no existe
No estaba en la lista de los 100 mejores"
Y es la milésima vez que es aún más audaz
No te sorprendas cuando te dobleguen
Te lo dijeron, pero te morías por ello
Lo vio y lo agarró y no era lo que parecía
Todos los chicos sueñan con lograrlo, lo que sea que eso signifique
Otra variación sobre un tema
Un enredo en la televisión y la revista
¿Crees que lo hacen por broma?
¿Crees que les hacen jurar?
Que dice que somos defensores
De cualquier impostor o pretendiente profesional por ahí
¿Cuándo tu lista
Reemplazó el giro y la vuelta como un puño
¿Reemplazó un beso?
No nos molestes con tus tonterías
No quiero tu oración
Guárdala para la mañana siguiente
Y es la milésima vez y es aún más audaz
No te sorprendas cuando te dobleguen
Te lo dijeron, pero te morías por ello
Juguemos al recogedor de peluches
No lo suficientemente rápido, ¿puedo tenerlo más rápido?
Ya eres tonto, y te estás volviendo más tonto
Juguemos al recogedor de peluches
No lo suficientemente rápido, ¿puedo tenerlo más rápido?
Ya eres tonto, y te estás volviendo más tonto
¿Suponiendo que todas las cosas son iguales?
¿Quién querría ser hombre del pueblo
Cuando hay gente como tú?
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