Official Music Video
The Kids by Eminem
Lyrics & Translation
English
And everyone should get along
Okay, children, quiet down, quiet down
Children, I'd like to introduce our new substitute teacher for the day: his name is Mr. Shady
Children, quiet down please
Brian, don't throw that! (Shut up!)
Mr. Shady will be your new substitute while Mr. Kaniff is out with pneumonia (He's got AIDS!)
Good luck, Mr. Shady!
Hi there, little boys and girls! (Fuck you!)
Today we're gonna learn how to poison squirrels
But first, I'd like you to meet my friend Bob (Huh?)
Say hi, Bob ("Hi, Bob!")
Bob's thirty and still lives with his mom
And he don't got a job 'cause Bob sits at home and smokes pot
But his twelve-year-old brother looks up to him an awful lot
And Bob likes to hang out at the local waffle spot
And wait in the parking lot for waitresses off the clock
When it's late and the lot gets dark and fake like he walks his dog
Drag 'em in the woods and go straight to the chopping blocks (Ahh!)
And even if they escaped and they got the cops
The ladies would all be so afraid, they would drop the charge
'Til one night Mrs. Stacey went off the job
When she felt someone grab her whole face and said not to talk
But Stacey knew it was Bob and said, "Knock it off!"
But Bob wouldn't knock it off, 'cause he's crazy and off his rocker
Crazier than Slim Shady is off the vodka
You couldn't even take him to Dre's to get Bob a doctor
He grabbed Stace' by the legs as he chopped it off her
And dropped her off in the lake for the cops to find her
But ever since the day Stacey went off to wander
They never found her, and Bob still hangs at the waffle diner
And that's the story of Bob and his marijuana
And what it might do to you
So see if the squirrels want it—it's bad for you
See, children, drugs are bad (Come on)
And if you don't believe me, ask your dad (Ask him, man)
And if you don't believe him, ask your mom (That's right)
She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time (She will)
So kids, say no to drugs (That's right)
So you don't act like everyone else does (Uh-huh)
And there's really nothin' else to say (Sing along)
Drugs are just bad, mmkay?
My penis is the size of a peanut, have you seen it?
Fuck, no! You ain't seen it! It's the size of a peanut (Huh?)
Speakin' of peanuts, you know what else is bad for squirrels?
Ecstasy—it's the worst drug in the world
If someone ever offers it to you, don't do it
Kids, two hits'll probably drain all your spinal fluid
And spinal fluid is final, you won't get it back
So don't get attached, or it'll attack every bone in your back
Meet Zach: twenty-one years old
After hangin' out with some friends at a frat party, he gets bold
And decides to try five when he's bribed by five guys
And the peer pressure will win every time you try to fight it
Suddenly, he starts to convulse
And his pulse goes into hyperdrive
And his eyes roll back in his skull (Blblblblblb)
His back starts to look like the McDonald's Arches
He's on Donald's carpet, layin' horizontal, barfin' (Bleh)
And everyone in the apartment starts laughin' at him
"Hey Adam, Zach is a jackass, look at him!"
'Cause they took it too, so they think it's funny
So they're laughing at basically nothing
Except maybe wasting their money
Meanwhile, Zach's in a coma, the action is over
And his back and his shoulders hunched up like he's practicin' yoga
And that's the story of Zach, the ecstasy maniac
So don't even feed that to squirrels, class, 'cause it's bad for you
See, children, drugs are bad (That's right)
And if you don't believe me, ask your dad (That's right)
And if you don't believe him, ask your mom (You can)
She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time (She will)
So kids, say no to drugs (Don't smoke crack)
So you don't act like everyone else does (That's right)
And there's really nothin' else to say (But umm…)
Drugs are just bad, mmkay?
And last but not least, one of the most humongous
Problems among young people today is fungus
It grows from cow manure; they pick it out, wipe it off, bag it up
And you put it right in your mouth and chew it
Yum-yum! Then you start to see some dumb stuff
And everything slows down when you eat some of 'em
And sometimes, you see things that aren't there (Like what?)
Like fat women in G-strings with orange hair
(Mr. Shady, what's a G-string?) It's yarn, Claire
Women stick 'em up their behinds, go out and wear 'em (Huh?)
And if you swallow too much of the magic mushrooms
Whoops, did I say 'magic mushrooms?' I meant fungus
Your tongue gets all swoll up like a cow's tongue
(How come?) 'Cause it comes from a cow's dung (Gross!)
See, drugs are bad, it's a common fact
But your mom and dad know that's all that I'm good at (Oh!)
But don't be me, 'cause if you grow up and you go and OD
They're gonna come for me, and I'ma have to grow a goatee
And get a disguise and hide, 'cause it'll be my fault
So don't do drugs, and do exactly as I don't, 'cause I'm bad for you
See, children, drugs are bad (Uh-huh)
And if you don't believe me, ask your dad (Put that down!)
And if you don't believe him, ask your mom (You can ask)
She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time (And she will)
So kids, say no to drugs (Say no)
So you don't act like everyone else does (Like I do)
And there's really nothin' else to say (That's right)
Drugs are just bad, mmkay?
Come on, children, clap along! (Shut up!)
Sing along, children! (Suck my motherfuckin' dick!)
Come on, clap along
Drugs are just bad, drugs are just bad (South Park is gonna sue me!)
So don't do drugs! (Kiss my motherfuckin' ass!)
So there'll be more for me (Hippie! Goddamn it!)
(Mushrooms killed Kenny!)
(Uh, the fart button's on) [*fart*] (Ew, ahh!)
La la la (So fucked up right now)
Spanish translations are provided by the LyricVerse team.
Spanish translation of The Kids by Eminem
The Kids* (original Eminem)
And everyone should get along
Okay, children, quiet down, quiet down
Children, I'd like to introduce our new substitute teacher for the day: his name is Mr. Shady
Children, quiet down please
Brian, don't throw that! (Shut up!)
Mr. Shady will be your new substitute while Mr. Kaniff is out with pneumonia (He's got AIDS!)
Good luck, Mr. Shady!
Hi there, little boys and girls! (Fuck you!)
Today we're gonna learn how to poison squirrels
But first, I'd like you to meet my friend Bob (Huh?)
Say hi, Bob ("Hi, Bob!")
Bob's thirty and still lives with his mom
And he don't got a job 'cause Bob sits at home and smokes pot
But his twelve-year-old brother looks up to him an awful lot
And Bob likes to hang out at the local waffle spot
And wait in the parking lot for waitresses off the clock
When it's late and the lot gets dark and fake like he walks his dog
Drag 'em in the woods and go straight to the chopping blocks (Ahh!)
And even if they escaped and they got the cops
The ladies would all be so afraid, they would drop the charge
'Til one night Mrs. Stacey went off the job
When she felt someone grab her whole face and said not to talk
But Stacey knew it was Bob and said, "Knock it off!"
But Bob wouldn't knock it off, 'cause he's crazy and off his rocker
Crazier than Slim Shady is off the vodka
You couldn't even take him to Dre's to get Bob a doctor
He grabbed Stace' by the legs as he chopped it off her
And dropped her off in the lake for the cops to find her
But ever since the day Stacey went off to wander
They never found her, and Bob still hangs at the waffle diner
And that's the story of Bob and his marijuana
And what it might do to you
So see if the squirrels want it—it's bad for you
See, children, drugs are bad (Come on)
And if you don't believe me, ask your dad (Ask him, man)
And if you don't believe him, ask your mom (That's right)
She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time (She will)
So kids, say no to drugs (That's right)
So you don't act like everyone else does (Uh-huh)
And there's really nothin' else to say (Sing along)
Drugs are just bad, mmkay?
My penis is the size of a peanut, have you seen it?
Fuck, no! You ain't seen it! It's the size of a peanut (Huh?)
Speakin' of peanuts, you know what else is bad for squirrels?
Ecstasy—it's the worst drug in the world
If someone ever offers it to you, don't do it
Kids, two hits'll probably drain all your spinal fluid
And spinal fluid is final, you won't get it back
So don't get attached, or it'll attack every bone in your back
Meet Zach: twenty-one years old
After hangin' out with some friends at a frat party, he gets bold
And decides to try five when he's bribed by five guys
And the peer pressure will win every time you try to fight it
Suddenly, he starts to convulse
And his pulse goes into hyperdrive
And his eyes roll back in his skull (Blblblblblb)
His back starts to look like the McDonald's Arches
He's on Donald's carpet, layin' horizontal, barfin' (Bleh)
And everyone in the apartment starts laughin' at him
"Hey Adam, Zach is a jackass, look at him!"
'Cause they took it too, so they think it's funny
So they're laughing at basically nothing
Except maybe wasting their money
Meanwhile, Zach's in a coma, the action is over
And his back and his shoulders hunched up like he's practicin' yoga
And that's the story of Zach, the ecstasy maniac
So don't even feed that to squirrels, class, 'cause it's bad for you
See, children, drugs are bad (That's right)
And if you don't believe me, ask your dad (That's right)
And if you don't believe him, ask your mom (You can)
She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time (She will)
So kids, say no to drugs (Don't smoke crack)
So you don't act like everyone else does (That's right)
And there's really nothin' else to say (But umm…)
Drugs are just bad, mmkay?
And last but not least, one of the most humongous
Problems among young people today is fungus
It grows from cow manure; they pick it out, wipe it off, bag it up
And you put it right in your mouth and chew it
Yum-yum! Then you start to see some dumb stuff
And everything slows down when you eat some of 'em
And sometimes, you see things that aren't there (Like what?)
Like fat women in G-strings with orange hair
(Mr. Shady, what's a G-string?) It's yarn, Claire
Women stick 'em up their behinds, go out and wear 'em (Huh?)
And if you swallow too much of the magic mushrooms
Whoops, did I say 'magic mushrooms?' I meant fungus
Your tongue gets all swoll up like a cow's tongue
(How come?) 'Cause it comes from a cow's dung (Gross!)
See, drugs are bad, it's a common fact
But your mom and dad know that's all that I'm good at (Oh!)
But don't be me, 'cause if you grow up and you go and OD
They're gonna come for me, and I'ma have to grow a goatee
And get a disguise and hide, 'cause it'll be my fault
So don't do drugs, and do exactly as I don't, 'cause I'm bad for you
See, children, drugs are bad (Uh-huh)
And if you don't believe me, ask your dad (Put that down!)
And if you don't believe him, ask your mom (You can ask)
She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time (And she will)
So kids, say no to drugs (Say no)
So you don't act like everyone else does (Like I do)
And there's really nothin' else to say (That's right)
Drugs are just bad, mmkay?
Come on, children, clap along! (Shut up!)
Sing along, children! (Suck my motherfuckin' dick!)
Come on, clap along
Drugs are just bad, drugs are just bad (South Park is gonna sue me!)
So don't do drugs! (Kiss my motherfuckin' ass!)
So there'll be more for me (Hippie! Goddamn it!)
(Mushrooms killed Kenny!)
(Uh, the fart button's on) [*fart*] (Ew, ahh!)
La la la (So fucked up right now)
The Kids (traducción LyricVerse Team)
Y todos deberían llevarse bien
Bien, niños, silencio, silencio
Niños, me gustaría presentarles a nuestro nuevo maestro sustituto por hoy: su nombre es Sr. Shady
Niños, silencio por favor
¡Brian, no tires eso! (¡Cállate!)
El Sr. Shady será su nuevo sustituto mientras el Sr. Kaniff está fuera con neumonía (¡Tiene SIDA!)
¡Buena suerte, Sr. Shady!
¡Hola, niños y niñas! (¡Que te jodan!)
Hoy vamos a aprender a envenenar ardillas
Pero primero, me gustaría que conocieran a mi amigo Bob (¿Eh?)
Saluda, Bob (¡"Hola, Bob"!)
Bob tiene treinta y todavía vive con su mamá
Y no tiene trabajo porque Bob se sienta en casa y fuma hierba
Pero su hermano de doce años lo admira muchísimo
Y a Bob le gusta pasar el rato en el local de waffles
Y esperar en el estacionamiento a las camareras fuera de horario
Cuando es tarde y el estacionamiento se oscurece y finge como si paseara a su perro
Arrastrarlos al bosque e ir directo a los bloques de cortar (¡Ahh!)
E incluso si escapaban y llamaban a la policía
Todas las damas estarían tan asustadas que retirarían los cargos
Hasta que una noche la Sra. Stacey salió del trabajo
Cuando sintió que alguien le agarraba toda la cara y le decía que no hablara
Pero Stacey supo que era Bob y dijo: "¡Basta!"
Pero Bob no pararía, porque está loco y desquiciado
Más loco de lo que Slim Shady está sin vodka
Ni siquiera podrías llevarlo a casa de Dre para que Bob viera a un médico
Agarró a Stace' por las piernas mientras se las cortaba
Y la dejó caer en el lago para que la policía la encontrara
Pero desde el día en que Stacey se fue a deambular
Nunca la encontraron, y Bob todavía anda por la cafetería de waffles
Y esa es la historia de Bob y su marihuana
Y lo que podría hacerte
Así que mira si las ardillas lo quieren, es malo para ti
Miren, niños, las drogas son malas (Vamos)
Y si no me creen, pregúntenle a su papá (Pregúntale, hombre)
Y si no le creen a él, pregúntenle a su mamá (Así es)
Ella les dirá cómo las usa todo el tiempo (Lo hará)
Así que niños, digan no a las drogas (Así es)
Para que no actúen como todos los demás (Ajá)
Y realmente no hay nada más que decir (Canten conmigo)
Las drogas son simplemente malas, ¿entienden?
Mi pene es del tamaño de un cacahuete, ¿lo has visto?
¡Joder, no! ¡No lo has visto! Es del tamaño de un cacahuete (¿Eh?)
Hablando de cacahuetes, ¿saben qué más es malo para las ardillas?
Éxtasis, es la peor droga del mundo
Si alguien te lo ofrece, no lo hagas
Niños, dos dosis probablemente agotarán todo su líquido cefalorraquídeo
Y el líquido cefalorraquídeo es definitivo, no lo recuperarán
Así que no se apeguen, o atacará cada hueso de su espalda
Conozcan a Zach: veintiún años
Después de pasar el rato con unos amigos en una fiesta de fraternidad, se atreve
Y decide probar cinco cuando es sobornado por cinco chicos
Y la presión de grupo ganará cada vez que intentes combatirla
De repente, empieza a convulsionar
Y su pulso entra en hipervelocidad
Y sus ojos se le van hacia atrás en el cráneo (Blblblblblb)
Su espalda empieza a parecerse a los Arcos de McDonald's
Está en la alfombra de Donald, tumbado horizontal, vomitando (Bleh)
Y todos en el apartamento empiezan a reírse de él
¡"Oye Adam, Zach es un idiota, míralo!"
Porque ellos también lo tomaron, así que les parece gracioso
Así que se están riendo básicamente de nada
Excepto quizás de malgastar su dinero
Mientras tanto, Zach está en coma, la acción ha terminado
Y su espalda y sus hombros encorvados como si estuviera practicando yoga
Y esa es la historia de Zach, el maníaco del éxtasis
Así que ni siquiera le den eso a las ardillas, clase, porque es malo para ustedes
Miren, niños, las drogas son malas (Así es)
Y si no me creen, pregúntenle a su papá (Así es)
Y si no le creen a él, pregúntenle a su mamá (Pueden)
Ella les dirá cómo las usa todo el tiempo (Lo hará)
Así que niños, digan no a las drogas (No fumen crack)
Para que no actúen como todos los demás (Así es)
Y realmente no hay nada más que decir (Pero uhm…)
Las drogas son simplemente malas, ¿entienden?
Y por último, pero no menos importante, uno de los más enormes
Problemas entre los jóvenes de hoy es el hongo
Crece del estiércol de vaca; lo sacan, lo limpian, lo empaquetan
Y te lo pones directamente en la boca y lo masticas
¡Ñam-ñam! Luego empiezas a ver cosas tontas
Y todo se ralentiza cuando comes algunos de ellos
Y a veces, ves cosas que no están ahí (¿Como qué?)
Como mujeres gordas en tanga con pelo naranja
(Sr. Shady, ¿qué es una tanga?) Es hilo, Claire
Las mujeres se los meten por detrás, salen y los usan (¿Eh?)
Y si tragas demasiados hongos mágicos
Ups, ¿dije 'hongos mágicos'? Quise decir hongo
Tu lengua se hincha como la lengua de una vaca
(¿Por qué?) Porque viene del estiércol de vaca (¡Qué asco!)
Miren, las drogas son malas, es un hecho común
Pero tu mamá y tu papá saben que eso es todo en lo que soy bueno (¡Oh!)
Pero no sean como yo, porque si crecen y se drogan en exceso
Van a venir a por mí, y tendré que dejarme una perilla
Y disfrazarme y esconderme, porque será mi culpa
Así que no consuman drogas, y hagan exactamente lo que yo no hago, porque soy malo para ustedes
Miren, niños, las drogas son malas (Ajá)
Y si no me creen, pregúntenle a su papá (¡Baja eso!)
Y si no le creen a él, pregúntenle a su mamá (Pueden preguntar)
Ella les dirá cómo las usa todo el tiempo (Y lo hará)
Así que niños, digan no a las drogas (Digan no)
Para que no actúen como todos los demás (Como yo)
Y realmente no hay nada más que decir (Así es)
Las drogas son simplemente malas, ¿entienden?
¡Vamos, niños, aplaudan! (¡Cállate!)
¡Canten, niños! (¡Chúpame la puta polla!)
Vamos, aplaudan
Las drogas son simplemente malas, las drogas son simplemente malas (¡South Park me va a demandar!)
¡Así que no consuman drogas! (¡Bésame el puto culo!)
Así habrá más para mí (¡Hippie! ¡Maldita sea!)
(¡Los hongos mataron a Kenny!)
(Uh, el botón de pedo está encendido) [*pedo*] (¡Ew, ahh!)
La la la (Tan jodido ahora mismo)
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