Hear ye, hear ye, hear ye

Ay, hear ye

I'm the new town crier, yeah, I took over for Barry

I know you'll miss him, but he died of dysentery

So now I'm here with the announcements of the day

Got my band beside me, I know you like the way they play

Today we got news for you ladies and gents

A changin' of the guard is soon to commence

But this one is special, better than the shire fair

Because this time, the whole royal family will be there (Oh yeah)

King Rowan, of course, and our Queen Beatrice

And their fancy royal robes, you don't want to miss

Prince Robert with the hair, Princess Gwen no doubt

See the new guards come in and old roll out

Yeah